Elderly Wife's Confession
kb2o
Published
08/01/2008
An elderly man turns to his wife and asks if she’s ever cheated on him.
“I love you,†she says, “but I must confess. I’ve been unfaithful to you three times.â€
“What?†yells the man. “When?â€
“The first time was when we were denied a mortgage,†she explains. “I went to see the banker, and I persuaded him to give us the loan.â€
“The second time you were ill and we had no insurance to cover the medical bills,†she says. “I went to the doctor and convinced him to treat you for free.â€
“And what about the third time?†the husband demands.
“Remember when you ran for mayor,†the wife begins, “and you were behind by 300 votes?â€
“I love you,†she says, “but I must confess. I’ve been unfaithful to you three times.â€
“What?†yells the man. “When?â€
“The first time was when we were denied a mortgage,†she explains. “I went to see the banker, and I persuaded him to give us the loan.â€
“The second time you were ill and we had no insurance to cover the medical bills,†she says. “I went to the doctor and convinced him to treat you for free.â€
“And what about the third time?†the husband demands.
“Remember when you ran for mayor,†the wife begins, “and you were behind by 300 votes?â€
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