An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his list and says, "You're an engineer, you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer is unhappy with the level of comfort in hell, and starts making improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should never have gotten down there; send him up."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer, I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, &qu