A police officer was walking down the street. All of a sudden he saw a guy trying to rape a girl that was walking home from school. He ran towards them and pulled the guy from the girl. Then he pulled out his gun screaming: "I am sick of this crap...this is the 5th time this week! Lets go. He puts the guy n the car and drives. But they pass the police station. He looks at the rapist and sais: We are going to your place. So they arrive. They both get out of the car. So the criminal says: "Please...don't tell my wife. We have a 4 year old daughter!"
"Don't worry." the cop says, I won't tell her.
They get inside the house and the cop wispers into the guys ear: Rape your girls or I will kill your wife and both kids. So crying he rapes his girls. The cop stays there till he is done. Than he says: It would best for you all to kill yourselfs. As he walks out the door he hears 4 gunshots. All of a sudden he sees the grandmother of the family walk towards the house. He takes her to the side and sais:
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

Ant they both started laughing. All of a sudden he made a straight face again and told her: All 4 are dead. But think positive, at least you will be able to win all the "Straight Face" games four the next years! I bet you thought your day would rather end with a EROTIC ADVENTURE!