Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors of the nursing home. Because she was a little nuts, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when kooky Carl stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner on one wheel, weird Will popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. He nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.' As Ethel neared the final corridor, crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, butt- Naked, and holding his member in his hand. 'Oh, God,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that damn breathalyzer test again.!!