An American man and a Mexican man are sitting in separate bathroom stalls. The American man notices he doesn't have any toilet paper. He asks the Mexican man, "Hey, do you have any toilet paper?"
He responds, "No."
"Oh well, I guess we'll just just have to use a dollar." says the American man and successfully cleans himself, then walks out of the stall. He then notices as the other man walks out, he has shit all over his fingers.
"Ugh! I thought you going to use a dollar!"
"I did," he says, "three quarters, two dimes and nickels."