What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
Divorced
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How did the blonde try to kill a bird?
She threw it off a cliff
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The geometry teacher asked the blonde: "How many degrees in a circle?"
The blonde replied: "This is a trick question! Did you want Fahrenheit or Celsius?
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Why were the blondes boobs square?
Because sheforgot to take the tissue out of the box