It was a sunny morning, a little before 8am, on the first hole of a busy course. A man was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loud speaker: "Would the gentleman on the ladies tee back up to the men's tee please!"
The man could feel every eye on the course staring at him. He was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement "Would the man on the ladies tee kindly back up to the men's tee."
He simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, when once more the man yelled " WOULD THE MAN ON THE LADIES TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE."
The golfer finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back: "would the asshole with the microphone kindly shut up and let me play my second shot."