A guy hires on with a logging crew in the middle of nowhere.

There is absolutely nothing to do; no TV, no telephone, no stores, nothing. So he asks one of the fellows at the camp what a person is supposed to do for entertainment.

The fellow takes him to one end of the camp and shows him a 55 gallon barrel with a hole in the side of it. He says to the new guy, “Any day except Tuesday, you can go over to that barrel and slide your pecker into that hole and get a blowjob as many times as you want.”

Well the new guy thinks this may not be so bad after all. He asks the fellow who showed him the barrel, “What is it about Tuesday that I can’t use the barrel?”

To which the fellow says, “Because that’s your day in the barrel.”