A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy realized he was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty bad. So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift. "Any thing at all, my love", the guy said.

"Oh, I don't know", she replied, "You really shouldn't do this you know. But, if you are, just get me something really expensive, that I don't need."

The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy.