Three men die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates to heaven they are greeted by St. Peter. So the first man comes up and St. Peter says "In order for you to get in you have to answer a question". St.Peter asks him "How many times were you unfaithful to your wife"? He replies "About 45 times. St Peter tells him because of his honesty he get a old ford jalopy to drive around heaven.

He asks the second guy "How many times were you unfaithful to your wife"? He says "Oh not that many as the first guy. About 25 times. St. peter tells him because of his honesty he gets a old buick to drive around heaven.

He asks the third guy "How many times were you unfaithful to your wife"? He says "I've never been unfaithful to my wife the whole 40 years we were married. St. Peter is in awe. He could'nt believe what he heard. So he gave the guy a brand new rolls royce to drive around.

Later on St. Peter sees him standing by his car sad. He walks up to him and says "Why are you sad? You have a brand new car and you were faithful to your wife. You should be proud." The guy answers "Well I was happy until I saw my wife go by on a skateboard."