a farmer went 2 see a movie. the ticket agent looked up and asked, "sir, whats that on your shoulder?" the farmer replied," well this here is my pet rooster, "clucky" wherever i go, clucky goes. " "sorry sir, the ticket agent said. we dont allow animals in the theater." the farmer went arround the corner and stuffed clucky down his pants. he returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. he took a seat next to two old women. the movie started, and clucky began to squirm. the farmer unzipped his pants so clucky could stick his head out and watch the movie. "i think the guy next to me is a pervert," the first woman said. "what makes you think so?" her friend whispered. "he unzipped his pants and his thing is out," the first woman said. "well, dont worry about it, at our age we've seen'em all." "i thought so to," the first woman said, "but this one's eating my popcorn."