An elderly couple lay in their bed when suddenly the man rips a stinky.

"What was that for?" The old woman cried

"Touchdown 7-0" The man replied.

Suddennnly a loud fart erupted from the woman "Touchdown 7-7"

The man so overcome by the feeling that he had to win pushed and pushed, but nothing escaped, sudeenly he poo-pooed on the bed

"Halftime, switch sides.."