A guy walks into an ice cream shop with his wife and son.
He says, "I'll have a chocolate cone."
The wife says, "I'll have a vanilla cone."
Then the guy slaps the back of his son's head and says, "What do you want, fathead?"
The lady behind the counter says, "Why did you smack your kid and call him fathead?"
The father says, "There are three things in life a man wants. The first is a nice big truck. You see that big truck sitting out there? That's mine. The second thing a man wants in life is a nice big house. You see that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's mine. The third thing a man wants in life is a nice tight pussy. And I had that, until fathead came along.