A female doctor couldn't fall asleep. Her conscience and mind were arguing in
her head.
"How can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!" her conscience said.
"It depends on the husband! If your husband is always busy, he has no time for sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. You were right, my dear... hush and sleep..." The mind replied.
"Adultery differs! f****** with a patient is unprofessional!" Argued the conscience.
"Yes, but remember Mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with her patients - everybody is satisfied and pleased." retorted the mind.
The conscience fell silent and the woman finally fell asleep... and suddenly the conscience started again with a sarcastic whisper "Yes, but Mary is not a veterinarian..."