The Supervisor was berating a key punch operator over her lack of output. "...And look at Tina, working right next to you, she has triple your keystrokes."


"I know, I know!" replied Sheryl, "I've been telling her to slow down for weeks now."


The new Marine recruit was awakened roughly by her platoon Sergeant after the rookie's first night in the barracks.


"It's four-thirty !" roared the Sergeant.


"Four-thirty?!?!?" gasped the recruit. "You'd better go to bed. We've got a big day tomorrow."


The newly rich Yuppette was going thru her "culture" routine and was standing in front on an oil painting of a ragged but happy vagabond. "Go figure." she said aloud. "Too broke to buy himself any decent clothes but he spe