ok there was this dude and he was like heeeey and shit and then another dude was like whoa thats cool and then like this seagull was like bahckaaa or whatever and then it was like whoa and shit and then there was like this thing, you know those things you like throw and shit.... oh, a midget...thats what is was and the dude that said heeeey picked up the midget and shook it and shit and it sounded like a toy doll you fill with water and shit so he was like heeeey fuck and punted the midget dude over the wall and then the seagull was like mother bachkcaaa whyd you kick the midgee and shit and then dudes like heeeey fuggoff and shit mind your b'niz ya know and then this squirrel was like chickidee chipper squeaker squiggle or whatever squirrels say and bit the midgee and it started leaking cuz midgees are made of rubber and theyre filled with candy and apple juice so then like the squiggle squirrel and backaa dude were like siiiiick we gots apple deuce now and then the one guy came back with his pet crabgrass and the pet crabgrass was like yesss finally some candy and some apple juice ya know oh and there were fish that lived in the pool i forgot to say that earlier in the joke but its ok because they were dumb anyway so like anyway the crabgrass was stoked that his homie squiggle squirrel popped the midge and everyone got candy and apple juice...