A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country flight, and settles herself in for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated around her.




Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, 'Miss, I'm sorry, but I see that your ticket is for coach, and you're seated in first class; I'm afraid you'll have to move.'




The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a model.'




Slightly incredulous, the attendant alerts the senior flight attendant.




The senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely, 'I'm sorry, Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, you'll have to move back.'




The blonde replies, sweetly, 'I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to