So there's this function party going on and all of the hippest functions are there having a good time. Cos(x) is getting down and dirty with ln(x), 10^x is making the moves on the (x - 2)^2 twins and even x! dragged himself out for a good time.

Unfortunately, one little function just wasn't having her night. e^x was sitting in a chair in the corner, tears dripping down exponentially. Sin(x) catches her out of the corner of his eye and decides to cheer her up. "Come on e^x! There's no reason to sit all on your lonesome crying. Get out into the crowd and have some fun. You know, INTEGRATE a little bit."

e^x looks at Sin(x) with the saddest eyes and exclaims, "But it won't make any difference!"