George Bush -- He bugs Gore.
President Bush of the USA -- A fresh one, but he's stupid.2
Osama bin Laden -- A bad man (no lies).
The terrorist Osama Bin Laden -- Arab monster is no idle threat.
Saddam Hussein -- UN's said he's mad.
The president of Iraq, Saddam Hussein -- Press had to enquire if this man's dead.
Milosevic -- Cos I'm evil.7
Adolf Hitler -- 1. Do real filth.
2. Heil, old fart!
Monica Lewinsky -- Nice silky woman.
Margaret Thatcher -- That great charmer.
Chairman Mao -- I am on a march.
Emperor Octavian -- Captain over Rome.
Elvis -- Lives.
Elvis Aaron Presley -- Seen alive? Sorry, pal!
Madonna Louise Ciccone -- One cool dance musician.
Clint Eastwood -- Old West action.
The late George Harrison -- Singer: Altogether a hero.
Alec Guinness -- Genuine class.
The actress Mae West -- Cast me, sweethearts.
William Shakespeare -- 1. I am a weakish speller.
2. I'll make a wise phrase.
3. He's like a lamp, I swear.
Madame Curie -- Me, Radium ace.
Marilyn Manson -- Manly man? No sir!
Leornado da Vinci -- Did color in a nave.
Florence Nightingale -- Angel of the reclining.
Nurse Florence Nightingale -- Heroine curing fallen gents.
A Homer Simpson -- Mr Homo Sapiens.
Giovanni Pergoles -- i I love opera singing!
Noël Coward is -- no Oscar Wilde.
Yasmin Le Bon -- Mainly bones.
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson -- Select odd words, laughing.
M. Caine -- Cinema.