A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
-H. L. Mencken

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
-George Clooney

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
-Dave Letterman

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
-P. J. ORourke

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
-Robert Louis Stevenson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-Ronald Reagan