part 2 of a collection of funny, dumb, and over-obvious warning labels.

# Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

# "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

# "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

# "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

# "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.

# "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

# "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

# "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

# "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

# "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

# "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.