one day a man was in his boat sailing in the ocean when all of the sudden the wind tipped him over and the boat sank.

a big boat passed by and asked the man " do you need any help?" and the man said " no thank you, God will save me" and the sailor went on his way.

another big boat came by and asked the man the same thing, the man replied " no thank you, god will save me"

later that day the man had become to exhausted and finally drowned.

he arrived in heaven and said to god. " God! why didnt you save me?!"

God Replied...

"I sent you two big boats you dummy!"