A guy is drowning in the ocean. So a ship comes by and the sailor says "Do you need help?" and the drowning guy says "No, thank you. God will save me." So another ship comes by and the sailor says "Do you need help?" and the drowning guy says "No, thank you. God will save me." So the guy drowns and dies and goes to heaven. And he says "God, why didn't you save me?" and God says "I did, I sent 2 ships to come save you.