GOOD, BETTER, BEST

GOOD
A cop from the NSW Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting
many.
Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money ( And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post near Queanbeyan with a Fine of $160 included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As a NSW Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
Policemen's Ball.'
He replied, 'New South Wales Policemen don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.