Guy rules for women

1. Men ARE not mind readers

1. Learn to work the toilet seat
If it's up, put it down
You don't hear us complain about you leaving it down

1. Ask for what you want
Subtle hints don’t work
Obvious hints don’t work
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly good answers to almost every question

1. A headache lasting 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. Say whatever you have to say during
commercials

1. Captain James Cook DIDN’T need directions. Neither do we

1. If it itches, it will be scratched

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as FOOTBALL, V8S OR SEX

1. You have enough clothes

1. You have