Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

- milestyles55


Your Mom Bends Over
Twenty Minutes Passes By
She Makes A High Coo

- thaddeuspresley


Retail is no fun
Scrambled represents your brain
I want a blowjob.

- rednote67


What the fuck is a haiku?
I don't know, do you?
Platypi are cool.

- DeunanKnute


poetry to sex
haiku of the vagina
hot porngone cold.... milestyles55 master poet.

- Letemdangle


a fish squirts
lost in the river
where the fuck are my keys

- TheNaxx


can't do a haiku
limericks may be better
there was an old man

- Majorfathead


mumble mumble snort
murmur murmur hic guffaw
groan grunt sniffle belch

- Majorfathead


Haiku competition
will end with Deunan Knute's
winning submission

- DeunanKnute


Thought I'd mention you
Spelled refrigerator wrong
And win at same time

- Garadain


Mizuka is dumb
She thinks she owns this website
I hope she stops FAP

- Tyaeda