My sons mothers is a hard woman to shop for, Over the years all the holidays prove to become more and more impossible to pick out the right gift for her. However I think I my have out done myself, I stopped at Walmart and picked here up a T-shirt, on my way home I stopped at the porn shop for personal reasons. While deciding whether I should purchase shindlers fist or a brand new sex box an 11 inch dildo caught my eye, it dawned on me..... So i picked up the dildo and brought it to the register the clerk asked if it was for me, I explained this mothers day im getting my girlfriend a T-shirt and a dildo. The clerk asks why is that? I respond this way if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself