A man dies and goes to heaven where he is greeted by St. Peter at the gates. He enters heaven and as Peter is showing him around, he shows him the areas in which people live for eternity.

They enter the first area and Peter says, "this is where the Lutherans live", they go to the next area and he says, "this is where the methodists live." then they reach another area and Peter says, "this is where the baptists stay."

This goes on for awhile until they reach the final area when Peter says, "Ok, Now you have to be quite while passing through here...."

and the man asks, "why must i be so quite?"

and Peter responds "because this is where the Catholics stay..... they think they are the only ones up here."