What is Helen Keller’s favorite color?
A1: Corduroy.
A2: Velcro.
Why is all of Helen Keller’s face burnt?
She was bobbing for french fries.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other side of her face?
They called back.
Why was Helen Keller’s leg wet?
Her dog was blind too.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
She needs the other to moan with.
How did she burn her fingers?
Reading the waffle iron
What did she do when she fell down the well?
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
How come she didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff?
She was wearing mittens
Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide?
You would too if your name was ‘Urghrrghrghr’.
Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
Wind it up and it walks into walls.
What’s this (slowly waving fingers)?
Helen Keller moaning
Who is the cruelest man in the world?
The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn’t
scream for help.