How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.

How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way through!

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either

Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days

Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall.

what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why did helen kellers dog commit suicide? you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn

what does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld