This is a list of my favorite Helen Keller jokes.

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A: You would too if your name was "Urghrrghrghr".

Q: Why is Helen Keller such a bad driver?
A: Cuz she's a woman!

Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
A: She screamed her hands off.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's new book? It's called "Around the Block in 80 Days"

Q: How do you confuse Helen Keller?
A: Rearrange the furniture.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: she needs the other to moan with.

Q: How did Helen Keller's teachers punish her for talking in class?
A: They made her wear mittens.

Q: What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
A: Corduroy.