high class prostitute
guinness13494
Published
11/09/2009
A guy walks into a bar in downtown New York and notices an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman near him, sipping a cocktail.
Great hourglass figure, long, long legs, full breasts nearly bursting out of her top.
"Who's that knockout?", he asks the bartender.
Bartender says: "She's a very high class prostitute, but I've heard she's worth it."
The guy makes up his mind, swallows and approaches her.
"Look," he says "I just have to have a bit of you, how much for a handjob?"
The prostitute curves her perfect lips around the cherry in her cocktail and says: "500 dollars."
Taken aback, the guys sputters: "FIVE hundred?? That's a lot!"
She looks him up and down, crooks a finger at him and says: "Follow me."
He follows her and outside she shows him a beautiful high-end silver sportscar.
"There. I bought that with the money I earned for handjobs alone."
The guy capitulates, pays her the money and she gives him the handjob in the back of her car.
He stumbles out with weak knees, stars dancing in front of his watering eyes.
Never, never has a handjob been so good.
A few weeks later he seeks her our in the same bar, still full of his last memory he says:
"Okay, then, how much for a blowjob?"
"Two grand.", she replies huskily.
"Oh, come off it!!". he protests, "That's a joke, right?"
She crooks her finger at him, gets him to follow her into her sportscar and drives him to an exquisitely elegant high rise condominium, the most high tech apartment he's ever been in.
"That," she says, smoothing her beautiful hair, " I bought staight out with the money for my blowjobs. Ball's in your court, love."
He turns without a word, goes to a bank and gets out the cash.
Some time after, he drags himself away from the most agonizingly brilliant blowjob he's ever had, he's come several times, his cock is sore and painful, he can barely stand, let alone walk straight, but GOD!!!!
Never, never has a blowjob been that good.
The very next day, he goes to his bank, liquidates all his assets, takes out a second mortgage on his house and goes to the woman's apartment building.
She lets him in and he takes a deep breath: "Right. I don't care how much it costs, i will give you everything I have, I just have GOT to have your pussy."
She looks at him and takes his hand.
Leading him out onto her balcony, he sees the whole of sparkling Manhattan laid out before him.
"That," she says, "Would all be mine....IF I had a pussy."
Great hourglass figure, long, long legs, full breasts nearly bursting out of her top.
"Who's that knockout?", he asks the bartender.
Bartender says: "She's a very high class prostitute, but I've heard she's worth it."
The guy makes up his mind, swallows and approaches her.
"Look," he says "I just have to have a bit of you, how much for a handjob?"
The prostitute curves her perfect lips around the cherry in her cocktail and says: "500 dollars."
Taken aback, the guys sputters: "FIVE hundred?? That's a lot!"
She looks him up and down, crooks a finger at him and says: "Follow me."
He follows her and outside she shows him a beautiful high-end silver sportscar.
"There. I bought that with the money I earned for handjobs alone."
The guy capitulates, pays her the money and she gives him the handjob in the back of her car.
He stumbles out with weak knees, stars dancing in front of his watering eyes.
Never, never has a handjob been so good.
A few weeks later he seeks her our in the same bar, still full of his last memory he says:
"Okay, then, how much for a blowjob?"
"Two grand.", she replies huskily.
"Oh, come off it!!". he protests, "That's a joke, right?"
She crooks her finger at him, gets him to follow her into her sportscar and drives him to an exquisitely elegant high rise condominium, the most high tech apartment he's ever been in.
"That," she says, smoothing her beautiful hair, " I bought staight out with the money for my blowjobs. Ball's in your court, love."
He turns without a word, goes to a bank and gets out the cash.
Some time after, he drags himself away from the most agonizingly brilliant blowjob he's ever had, he's come several times, his cock is sore and painful, he can barely stand, let alone walk straight, but GOD!!!!
Never, never has a blowjob been that good.
The very next day, he goes to his bank, liquidates all his assets, takes out a second mortgage on his house and goes to the woman's apartment building.
She lets him in and he takes a deep breath: "Right. I don't care how much it costs, i will give you everything I have, I just have GOT to have your pussy."
She looks at him and takes his hand.
Leading him out onto her balcony, he sees the whole of sparkling Manhattan laid out before him.
"That," she says, "Would all be mine....IF I had a pussy."
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