A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."

The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres"

The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays."

The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere"

The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"

The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.

The lawyer said, "Is your wif