Two Golfers, Jim and Bob, were out on a local neighborhood golf course are playing a round when a strange gentleman walks up to them both and ask if he can join them. Both agree. So after a few holes and small talk Jim asks the new gentleman what his job was.
"I'm a hitman," replied the new guy.
"No way," said Bob
"You can check my golf bag to see if I'm lying or not," replies the hitman.
Bob goes over to the hitmans bag, and sure enough a sniper rifle is in there.
"Mind if I take a look through the scope?" Bob asked.
"Sure, It's not loaded."
Bob looks through the scope and exclaims, "I can see my house from here! I wonder where my wife is."
Then looking at his next door neighbors house, he sees his neighbor and his wife having sex!
Enraged, Bob turns to the hitman and asks, "How much a shot?"
"$1,000 a shot."
"Then give me two, one through my wife's mouth because she complains too much,