A nun walks into a confessional and the priest asks what she did. She says she pushed a man into the street. The priest then instructs her to drink from the Holy Water and she will be forgiven. Another nun walks into the confessional and says she also pushed a man into the street. The priest then tells her to drink from the Holy Water. Then a 3rd nun goes into the confessional and is asked what she has done. She says she pissed in the Holy Water.