The hotel staff knew that the groom and his gorgeous bride were going to have a lot of fun, so they were surpised that night when the groom came out alone and loaded down with fishing gear. They figured he was being nice because she was tired, but knew the next day would be full of newlywed fun.
They were shocked to see him come out alone to go fishing the next night, and figured she must be sick.

By the third night, it was too much for them so they asked "why aren't you up there having sex with your gorgeous wife"?
He said: "Can't do that. She's got gonorrhea"
They asked "why not oral sex, then"? He replied "Can't. She's got pyorrhea".
When they asked about anal sex, he said "Nope. She's got diarrhea too".
Now they were really confused and asked why he married her when he couldn't have any sex with her, and he said:

"Cause she's got worms, and I just love to fish"!