So the attending was working in the hosital night shift so he decide to check all the rooms. when he entered the first room, a man was asleep, so he left. the next room had a car crash man who was jerking off. the man quickly left. when he came to the last room, he saw a armless man getting a blow job from a blonde nurse. he calls the nurse out and asks "what were you doing" she replies "well, he said he need a pain killer like the man in the other room and he doesnt have any arm"