How to get into heaven
jobeman1296
Published
02/04/2009
Three men died and to meet them at heaven's gate was Saint Peter.
"Before you can proceed any further," he told them, "I will ask each of you a simple question; if you can give me the correct answer, I will open this gate and you may proceed to heaven. If you cannot give me the correct answer, I'll send you down into hell."
He asked the first man, "Who was the first man the God created."
"It's so easy; Adam!" he answered. Saint Peter smiled approvingly at the answer, opened the gate and allowed the man to proceed to heaven.
He then asked the second man, "Who was the first woman that God created?"
"It's so easy; Eve!" he answered. Saint Peter was happy with the answer and opened the gate for the man to proceed to heaven.
Turning to the third man, he asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
"It's so hard," he said.
Hearing that, St. Peter without any hesitation, sent him into hell.
"Before you can proceed any further," he told them, "I will ask each of you a simple question; if you can give me the correct answer, I will open this gate and you may proceed to heaven. If you cannot give me the correct answer, I'll send you down into hell."
He asked the first man, "Who was the first man the God created."
"It's so easy; Adam!" he answered. Saint Peter smiled approvingly at the answer, opened the gate and allowed the man to proceed to heaven.
He then asked the second man, "Who was the first woman that God created?"
"It's so easy; Eve!" he answered. Saint Peter was happy with the answer and opened the gate for the man to proceed to heaven.
Turning to the third man, he asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
"It's so hard," he said.
Hearing that, St. Peter without any hesitation, sent him into hell.
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