- Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

- Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.

- Insist that your e-mail address is "[email protected]"

- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.

- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

- Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

- Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

- Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present.

- Come to work in your pajamas.

- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)