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How To Make K-Mart Fun

Take about 2 hand fulls of condoms and place them in random peoples carts.

Set all the alarm clocks in the store for about 5 minutes after opening.

Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the bathroom stalls.

Run around the store like a crazy man and holler out "Code 3!".

Ask to put candy on lay-away.

Put a caution wet floor sign in the stall.

Walk around a high employee isle until they ask you for assistance then begin crying and asking"Why won't you people leave me alone".

Wait for fat people to walk by the medium size clothes racks and while inside the clothes rack, in a deep voice, say "You have out grown me".

Put your hand on your butt and yell at a group of employees "Theres no toilet paper in the stalls!".
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