A husband and wife were coming home from a road trip to see her best friend from college. They were still two hours from home and the wife had to pee really bad. For fifteen minutes they drove and looked for a place for her to pee...nothing. Finally the husband spots a place and pulls over. "Go out on that railroad bridge and pee into the river." The wife's back teeth are floating by now and she is ready to pee anywhere so she goes out onto the bridge and pees. When she comes back the husband asks;"Feel better?"
She replies ;"Yes but I think I peed on a canoe."
The husband responds "Honey, that wasn't a canoe. That was your reflection."