A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge black guy. The black guy says, "We are gonna make some love. You wanna be the husband or the wife?"

The accountant thinks it over and replies, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband."

"Okay. Now get over here and spread your ass cheeks for your wife's cock."