I have a problem.....

My pet wasp Cuthbert arrived home last night, a bit drunk.
He seems to have contracted an STD of some kind.
So I have been disinfecting him with dettol, and domestos.
Do you think this will work?

I think he has been visiting the local nest brothel?

I heard him buzzing outside my window last night, so I let him in.
He vomited on my carpet, called me a bastard, then fell over.
When he woke up this morning, I made him coffee, and toast.
He told me his willy was really very itchy, and it hurt when he piddled.

Thing is, when I applied the dettol, and domestos, he took some kind of fit.
Then he flew into the goldfish bowl, and stayed there for ten minutes.

I'm just worried, he is being led astray, by some dirty female waspette.
What should I do? I'm ever so worried, bout my wee chum.

Any thoughts on this, will be gratefully received.