A guys goes down to his local bar. He's very unhappy. He says to the bartender "Hey Tom, give me three shots of tequila"

Bartender says "What's wrong Mike, you look terrible"

"I just found out my brother is gay and I need to get drunk"

Bartender pours his three shots. He leaves.

A week later, the same guy goes into the same bar looking even worse.

"Hey Tom, give me five shots of tequila. I need to get drunk."

"What happened now, Mike? You look real upset."

"Can you believe it? My other brother just came out of the closet!"

"Jeez. That's rough, the bartender says. Here, these five are on me."

The guy drinks his shots and leaves.

Two weeks later, same guy walks into the bar looking like death. Walks up the the bar. "Tom give me ten shots of tequila. I need to get real drunk.

Bartender says "Christ, doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?"

The guy says:
"YEAH! My sister!"