A woman goes into a shoe store looking for new shoes. A young salesman comes over to help her out, and while he's helping her try on shoe after shoe, he notices that she's not wearing panties. Finally he can't contain himself anymore and says "I'd like to fill that up with ice cream and eat all of it." She is so insulted that she leaves and runs home to her husband and tells him what the guy said. The husband does nothing. She finally says "aren't you going down there and defend my honor?" The husband says " Hell no, I ain't messing with anybody that can eat that much ice cream."