immigrant style
Kainerulz
Published
04/04/2010
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do
immigrant style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what
immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.
"I pay you $400.""No," she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years and
have had every kind of request from weirdoes
from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.
Exhausted,the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something
perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what
exactly is immigrant style?"The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do
immigrant style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what
immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.
"I pay you $400.""No," she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years and
have had every kind of request from weirdoes
from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.
Exhausted,the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something
perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what
exactly is immigrant style?"The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
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