1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are a nincompoop and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or faint . Just say: "You're welcome."

8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying 'SCREW YOU' !

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous
statement , meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For
the woman's response refer to #3.