The other day I was playing golf and drinking beer on the course all day.
Well I had to piss so bad I about pissed my pants. So all the bathrooms
are at the front of the course and I couldn't hold it at all, so I ran behind these
trees and these old abandoned houses across the street. Well I get done pissin
and this dude runs out of one of the ratty old looking houses and was PISSED!

Dudes like, you son of a bitch I have two small girls in there, they don't need
to see that you're lucky they didn't!!! I'm an Oklahoma State Trooper buddy, you're
getting a ticket for indecent exposure!!! So I'm finally like, oh my god, Sir, I did NOT
know that anyone lived back here man, I'm so sorry!! He actually wrote me a ticket
though, when he handed it to me I saw it was a $1,200.00 citation. I said, GOOD
GOD MAN, why so much it was an accident... He said you're actually lucky son,
I only wrote you up for $100.00 for every inch you had out!