Wicked Willy sits on his bedside, fantasising he's driving a car - using big sounds.
The nurse comes and asks what he's doing.
"I'm driving a car on my way to Alabama!"
"Oh well", the nurse says "have a nice trip!"
She leaves the room and goes to see Crazy Chris, he's on his bedside masturbating!.
The nurse yells: "What are you doing Chris??"
Chris responds: "I'm fucking Willys wife while he's in Alabama!"