A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He
picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie
says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will
grant you three wishes."

The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly
what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank
account."

Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand
new red Ferrari right here."

Poof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be
irresistible to women."

Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of
chocolates.